Irreverent rap about a bad lifeguard. Created by Nathan Worden Director of Photography: Evan Gütt 2nd Camera: Tuan Troung Oh he’s the Bad Lifeguard, selective with his CPR Life insurance I hope you’ve got, you won’t be safe unless you’re hot. All of his time goes into relaxation, Go find somebody else if you’re in need of salvation. When you leave to go swim, Make sure your Mom could kiss you, Lookin’ bad at this pool has become a safety issue. Guess what, his head’s full of chlorine where his brain should be stored, While the other lifeguards work, he sleeps on the diving board. For the sake of us all, his lessons gotta stop, I came to lear to dive and all he taught was how to flop. Sure he’s a tough guy and his tan is lookin’ great, but the goggle floatie combo still makes him look like he’s 8. Hang on you say, that today is your religious event As a baby you were sprinkled but now you’re gettin’ wet. You are going to brave the waters because you are on a mission, but let me warn ya, you won’t rise from this guy’s baptism. Yeah, that’s right, he’s a certified dunker of sons and daughters, just to see them again, better pray, god parts the waters. Texting, flexing, what he does when he’s not resting. Flirting, smirking, what he does, he’s never working. You know that you are in trouble when your lifeguard’s blowing bubbles, unless you want to drown miss, pleas stay off the premises. Party Underwater, Popo cannot bother, welcome to an all out brawl, best party ever …
DAMN! I miss being a lifeguard, LOL
you have no talent
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I’m in a lifeguard training class right now and all I kept thinking was, “Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!” Lol.
“Nobody really likes those guys, being a lifeguard is so dumb! All they they is blow, blow, blow on they’re STUPID whistles! Rub, Rub, Rub, that white stuff on they’re noses! and show off they’re GROSS, MISSHAPEN, BODIES!!” ~ Patrick Star
love it. been in aquatics for 11 years. pretty right on
make another!!!
The song is shut but it ok
Wow…..
gay
Gay
Why doesn’t this have more views?
LOL love this cuz this is my pool! XD
They’re hot. ;O
WHA??,,! LMAO
This is Osborn Aquatic Center in Corvallis Oregon.
So this is what Aaron does when he “works”
hahaha wtfff
that was hilarious!! if you’d like, you can check out my lifeguard video by searching “i’m a lifeguard” and its the one by snowdrummer3 or by DubsProductions33. both are my accounts, but the DubsProductions33 is my more professional one.
at 52 he is actually being a good life gurad u rnt suppoused to get distracted
AhAhAh super speedo fast skin at 3.55
This deserves more views!
God, now I know why I nearly died in the public pool when I was 7.
Where is this?